Miscellaneous: Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide...

By Dude - 19/08/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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By IDIOT - 28/03/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

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Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02

Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By nonameLiz - 03/02/2010 01:16 - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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Ligerie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:08

That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[

emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:19

I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious

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Spenzher 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:58

ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha that is just simply hilarious

TheZarola 10

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:46

YDI. I'm not saying that what the guy hanging the sign did was okay, but it's not your job to clean up around Walmart.

Technocidal 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:03

YDI for ruining an IRL troll

live_love_laugh3 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:56

let someone else remove it unless u work at walmart why would u chase him out?

nutmeg2x4 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:22

I must be a terrible person, because I find the sign hilarious. ..it's not like it hurt anything.. but fyl for getting blamed.

ceinaworus 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:51

umm, your fault for not knowing how to rip down a sign properly... there is no way in hell that people could mistake you for putting up a sign, when you are taking it down. you must be really slow in the head man.