Work: Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have....

By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By waitress - 12/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML

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Customer service

By breadcrumb - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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BDanzeisen 20

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

cacheson 41

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:47

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

Comments

BDanzeisen 20

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

SkylineFTW97 25

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

Also a tad bit sadistic. That's why working with people in general is an FML.

fezhafeez 12

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:44

horrible bosses 3, starring your boss

DexBanWhore 6

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:48

the customer is only right till your out of eye and ear shot.

cupcakebruh 21

Tuesday 12 January 2016 20:45

This happened to my aunt last year on her birthday, only it was the other way around. She was the drunk and she stormed into the kitchen demanding a certain type of steak sauce. When they told her they were out, she started to make her own..

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:03

That's why I like one of the signs I see at Jimmy John's. The customer is usually right.

SkylineFTW97 25

Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:27

More like the customer is usually an idiot. But, I guess that's not very marketable.

oiler 21

Tuesday 12 January 2016 23:07

i guess he wasnt asking for the white creamy stuff...

Delta_0DST 12

Wednesday 13 January 2016 16:16

Either a moron, or never worked in retail.

cheesyfeet2001 31

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:43

Sounds like a recipe for disaster :p

Oyas12 14

Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:52

I see what you did there!

saifnaqvi11 21

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:43

You should have told him that you weren't the one doing the pushing

cacheson 41

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:47

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:41

Yeah, or mix two premade dressings to approximately match the color of the one he wants. He probably ruined his taste buds for the night already.

JustinJK 21

Wednesday 13 January 2016 5:32

Or called the cops

Tejanoswhy 19

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:50

Your boss is a dick

Bandicoot88 16

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:52

Lmao who gets drunk and decides to eat a salad? It just doesn't seem right

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:54

If it's any consolation, just imagine that man was extremely disoriented and thought he was requesting you mix up an antidote to the lethal poison he mistakenly ingested before being interrupted and assaulted by a rectangular metal beast.