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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 16 511

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 840

You deserved it 3 167

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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You deserved it 6 295

Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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You deserved it 3 524

By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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You deserved it 5 030

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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You deserved it 24 788

By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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You deserved it 2 885

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 686

Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

teeeeeth 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:31

you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.

AmberAnodyne 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:28

ouchh

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substitutes 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:26

Aw that's rough

Mike1313 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:47

tell her if she behaves dad might give her his ****.

iamepiclee 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:51

what a big meanie! ha nice to no he was just kidding =D

pineapplemilda 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:58

that's a wake up call.. look pretty!

Ashleexx 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:00

WTF i'm sure she is pretty don't be meaan , ayeee.

megamatt215 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:17

nice.

colleen2920 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:42

aw that sucks op!

Ohhyess 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:36

ugly ass biotch(:

Black_Cat_13 7

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:53

He said it because when he angrily yelled his daughter's name, it turned out to be the same as my name (which I didn't want to post). He also happened to be right behind me so I jumped out of reflex.