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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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Sexywifey91 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 12:07

wow I would have been really upset.. see what happens when you do nice things for people you don't know..

perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 15:08

That's how old people survive! What they have lost in physical prowess (with men, it's strength; with women, beauty), they have to make up for in craftiness and cunning. The elderly who don't have these skills die off, but the ones that can con young people out of their money are indeed the fittest. Look at Social Security: We can only hope to live long enough to shake down the younger generation as much as we're being shaken now!

Comments

ivyshade 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:31

that little scammer

yaysmile 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:41

should have hit her with your purse.

yaysmile 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:41

should have hit her with your purse.

Luke1717 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:43

couldn't you prove it was yours??

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 5:24

OP - This is why you don't keep purses at the tills.

HonuGirl19 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:22

what a wackadoo!!!! and #9 where do you get checkout people can't have money on them?????? I work as a checker at a grocery store and there is NOTHING saying we can't have money on us!!!!!!! in fact one day my manager had to pay me some money because my check was misplaced by corperate for vacation pay- I had $600 cash on me...........

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 20:37

Can't have money on you - false. Can't have a PURSE at the till? - True. Why is it true? 1. You could potentially steal money from the till and put it into your purse. (Unfortunately, I've seen that done, and that was before our store implemented the no purse rule. 2. This could happen.

insanesna1l 0

Monday 27 September 2010 13:12

if you had definitive proof it was yours tell her to call the cops and watch her attempt to describe it to them

MrJentipede 2

Monday 27 September 2010 17:34

Kungfu kick that old bint.

42billybob 5

Monday 27 September 2010 19:55

Old lady places her purse on the counter. Old lady looks elsewhere to load groceries. Cashier sees "her" purse on the counter. Cashier takes it. This happens. Make certain that didn't just happen before you smugly get her to call the cops.