By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
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beebeeL 1

I just died from the hilarity of this FML.

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

He better have tipped you!

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YoursTru1yXo 0

I would have told hin to take his shitty ass els where fk that

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MrsAlexander83 10

What the heck did he use to wipe his butt?! I would have said "I'm sorry sir but that's not going to happen"

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

Wow sanitation issue! From one massage therapist to another burn your ******* sheets!! Also baby whips come in handy.

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pokewolfey 6

How do you go about telling one that they have shit stains on their back? I need to know this the next time I address a girl with period stains on her pants.

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koolkat27 13

What I find really disgusting is the fact that he somehow got his shit up to his mid back.

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Bena_Round2long 2

If I saw that I'd probably barf all over him! Grooosss!!

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