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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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miss_jelly 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:05

so having a kid spit up some mystery object in your hand is okay, but puke isn't...

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:10

So when a kid may be choking, your first reaction is to stick your hand in their face instead of, you know, trying to save their life? It sucks that you were puked on, but it wouldn't have sucked more if the boy died. Plus, you work at a daycare, this is almost inevitable.

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rep0221 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:54

Really, its a funny story, read it laugh or don't then move on. I have been puked on several times, i have worked at this daycare for 3 years. I"ve seen it all. Kids eat their own poop. puking, spit up. kids have seizures. And I love my job and the people that I work with. I will have kids one day and i will love parenthood. But don't be so negative

rep0221 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:54

mercedeslove 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:34

smear all over his face

MelMel1997 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:13

My mum works at a daycare and she been through WORSE! So don't think we should all feel sorry for you Honey! Yeah, I went there!

cdilink 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:11

Damn, you're a dumb ass

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 7:42

That's a good thing because it never hit the floor.

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:07

I don't think this qualifies for an "FML." The fact of the matter is, you are working at a daycare, which involves (obviously) interacting throughout the day with small children. Having your hand thrown up in is one of the less horrible things that could happen. He could have thrown up on your face, while your mouth was open, or something along those lines. Get over it. You should have known your job entailed taking risks like this before you even applied for it. You deserved it.

Fuzy2K 7

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:06

What if the original poster worked at a construction site? Would she "deserve it" if a 100 ton beam fell on her head and killed her, just because "those are the risks"?