By jdubious - 28/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML
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jdubious 0

OK, here is the story. I work as an auto service tech at a dealership. We have a big board of keys for the customer cars. It is set up this way because the techs, advisers, valets and wash guys all need quick access to the keys. I was pulling this customers car into the shop for repairs. Every pepper spray I have ever seen(before yesterday) has come in an upright cylinder. They spray at a right angle and are equipped with a snap down style trigger safety at the top. They often come in a leather holster. There is no mistaking what these are. This particular pepper spray was in a small torpedo shaped, red case. The case was colored but it was clear as well. I could just make out the cylinder through the plastic. I mistook the cylinder as a AA battery which supported my flashlight theory. The trigger was a spring loaded, slide-forward type and it was located on the side of the case. The trigger didn't have an active safety and it resembled a switch. Also, this device discharged straight out the end. Check out the website I've included (down at the bottom) to see the real thing. Look at the refills as well and you can see the bottom does in fact look like a battery. First, I pointed the device away from me and pushed down on the button and nothing happened. Then I noticed that the lever slid forward, again nothing happened. I was starting to wonder what the hell kind of flashlight this was. With the lever still slid forward it I looked into the end(to see if it even had a bulb in it) and it discharged into my eye. In order to discharge you had to slide forward then push down. This is their so called "automatic safety". The pain was pretty intense! My coworker guided to the water hose where I flushed my eyes and face for about 20 minutes. As long as I had cool water on my face the pain was manageable. As soon as I took the water away it did in fact feel as if my face was on fire. After I felt slightly better, my right eye was all bloodshot and face was all red. One coworker said it looked like I got hit with a softball. Within 45 minutes there was no pain at all and my face had pretty much returned to normal. THE GOOD: I only took a short .25 second burst I sprayed myself in the face and spared my coworkers There was a water hose nearby THE BAD: I took a .25 second burst of pepper spray! It hit me right in the eye It burned like a bastard THE UGLY: My face just after the whole ordeal #3 Yep, that's me #4 I like gadgets #6 I would post to youtube myself if I had the footage #10 THANK YOU! #13 I truly feel your pain #14 see #13 #19 Sure did, and to top it all off it is called "The Spitfire" #24 THANK YOU! I guess the rest of you a-holes would pepper spray the key cutting guy for looking at your Welcome to Las Vegas keychain #31 A guy who totally gets the point of this story #39 THANK YOU! #48 A very accurate description #49 I understand your thinking but this did happen just yesterday, and I'm the jackass who did it #50 A very valid point

Comments

PaperxHearts_xox 0

That's kinda why you're not supposed to play with *customer's* keys. but to everyone saying that the OP was dumb, because he/she couldn't tell the difference between a can of mace and a flashlight; some companies disguise the mace for that purpose. So you can get it ready without it being too noticable. but YDI, anyways, because you need to learn to keep your hands off things that aren't yours.

Thank you #15 It's moronic enough to point a flashlight in your own eye. Then you go ahead and do something completely stupid like this. How does a container of pepper spray even remotely begin to look like a flash light? You deserve it.

_mcs_ 0

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Slushie09 0

wow..... thats.... wow. being pepper sprayed SUCKS , btdt (it was for training purposes don't get any ideas) but for real, that sucks. although you deffinetly deserved it, stupidity should hurt.

pepper spray = weak Most people would not have seen that coming, not your fault

How the **** can't you tell the difference between a flashlight and mace. God, you must be a ******* dumbass.

xanth 0

Does no one make the connection that he probably works as a valet or a garage attendant? Why else would customer keys be "on the board". Idiots.