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By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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You deserved it 4 877

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 849

You deserved it 13 707

By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 426

You deserved it 2 729

By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 375

You deserved it 3 577

By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 662

You deserved it 3 113

Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 491

You deserved it 2 275

By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 845

You deserved it 4 500

By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

Sounds delightful

By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 952

You deserved it 111

By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 519

You deserved it 2 496

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 529

mariazzz 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:57

maybe she needs some rehab...

Franco24 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:06

- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.

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Nuttyicecream 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:41

Lmao!!!

moosemonkey1000 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:48

boner... you gotta purty mouth.

cloudia32 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:52

1: old lady 0: op

hughsmith 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:52

old people.......:)

johnnybagodonuts 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:55

I'd rather bang an 80 year old than kesha. she's a dirty ***** but not in a good way

LadyLazarus 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:10

I'm sure that was an amazing sight

1234USMC 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:04

your picture just made my day hun x)

violetrider123 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:11

she must not be too insane if she knows who kesha is....

khaya 9

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:13

Who cares she's 80 let her think she's ke$ha.

mordhorst95 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:21

ur scarred now...

DoctorDictator 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:21

Today, everyone was making funny of rebecca black's song friday, not hearing it before, I went to lisen to it.

DoctorDictator 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:26

It sucked, FML for me hearing that crap. FML.

RaaabbleRabble 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:49

oh god. you made me curious and I watched it. ugh!

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 331

You deserved it 41 021

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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You deserved it 530

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Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 410

You deserved it 7 703

Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

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You deserved it 4 478

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 632

You deserved it 3 598

Today, I got new meds for my OCD. If I don't take them at 8 a.m. every morning with a full meal, I won't sleep for 3 days. Goodbye lay ins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 180

Today, my brother decided he could just live with me. He's sharing my bed, using all my stuff, and has even refused to let me into my room in the morning to get ready. He thinks the situation is perfect. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 879

You deserved it 2 652

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

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Grandma, nooooooo!

Sounds delightful

Fashionista

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