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By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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mariazzz 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:57

maybe she needs some rehab...

Franco24 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:06

- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.

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smexehXredhead0 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:43

Lose your mind, lose it now! Lose your clothes in the crowd! xD

ThisRandomChild 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:40

Uhm, wtf? Where do you even work??

ckilla421 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:03

Ke$ha makes me want to dig my eardrums out with a rusty spoon.

kaytayhay18 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:39

aww, let her just party!

barneystinson555 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:19

why would she want to be ke$ha anyway

IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:28

LMFAO! Kudos! m/

sofckinwidit 0

Friday 15 June 2012 12:38

Thats ****** awesome! Let her go.

FlyinTurtle 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:13

Maybe she needs some rehab or just some sleep

prettylady123 0

Monday 10 September 2012 6:06

Hahahahhhhaahaahahhahaah

DaRito 25

Monday 30 March 2015 17:47

Maybe Kesha let herself go and looks 80 years old?

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Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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Today, my mother once again interrupted me and talked over me, as though I wasn't saying anything at all. Then she wondered why I remained quiet after she was done talking about her mother doing that. Must run in the family. FML

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Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

Sounds delightful

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