Work: Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient... - FML

By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 849

You deserved it 13 707

By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 426

You deserved it 2 729

By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 375

You deserved it 3 577

By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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You deserved it 2 275

By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 845

You deserved it 4 500

By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

Sounds delightful

By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 952

You deserved it 111

By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 519

You deserved it 2 496

Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 529

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Top comments

mariazzz 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:57

maybe she needs some rehab...

Franco24 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:06

- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.

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glitchedgamer 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:37

Somehow I think you are making this up.

playboyintown 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:47

longing can you please stop nailing the awesome joke there?

awsomeshopper 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:51

haha I love Ke$ah

mintcar 9

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:05

You love bad music.

persianjr1 7

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:37

you love being a bitch with no friends.

Lalala1996 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:28

I do too :3

mintcar 9

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:30

You should probably absorb some creativity and come up with better insults swimmer boy. That prattle of yours was terrible. Also, it's probably a good idea to use your own picture.

persianjr1 7

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:49

actually 133 thought it was funny. I'm sorry to say yo are wrong. but in a way you just complimented me. this is my pic. so thank you. go back to trolling you lonely bitch.

persianjr1 7

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:51

* you

TripOnShoelaces 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:54

LOL what a BAMF.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:55

It should be called a theory because a law denotes there is nothing more to be done about a phenomena. A theory suggests that it is open to new revelations and constant modification of such phenomena as we gain a deeper understanding of the subject.

smurfman44265034 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:58

hot

stephy_babesz 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:59

ewww'

playboyintown 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:01

you just pwned longing

vickilouise 1

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:06

yes because an 80 year old mental patient has a clue who ke$ha is *rolls eyes*

BurnDankBud420 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:31

My thoughts EXACTLY!!

olivia_r 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:08

Dementia patient*

619warrior281 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:09

i agree with #76

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, my husband and I were watching TV. An info-mercial came on for a diamond cross necklace that had the lord's prayer engraved inside of it. As the commercial ended I said, "who in their right mind would actually buy that?" Turns out, my husband would, for our anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 24 394

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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You deserved it 35 023

Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML

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You deserved it 907

Today, my younger sister saw one of my friends "sack tap" me, and randomly did it to me herself as I walked past her. She doesn't get why it's "funny" when my friend does it but not as funny when she does it. FML

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You deserved it 524

Today, I almost got upgraded to business class because the gentleman at the check-in was so mortified at having called me "sir" instead of "mam." However, before it could go through, his colleague stopped him, telling me that it was "an easy mistake to make." FML

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You deserved it 647

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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