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By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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Sounds delightful

By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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mariazzz 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:57

maybe she needs some rehab...

Franco24 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:06

- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.

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emily14swim 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:17

Hahah!. I lold to this one

Misumi09 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:30

LMAO ! Fckn sexy ! ;D

kb49 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:32

pics, or it didn't happen..

wowzersselainee 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:34

I have no idea what u just said... but hunny it sounds good :)

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:39

You can tell because the mental patient has the liver of an 80-year-old. The real Ke$ha has the liver of a 95-year-old! It's what you get when you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:52

everybody take it off! right now! take it off!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:55

Be lucky she didn't think she was Rebecca Black and start singing "Friday".

Dennisse_47 17

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:27

Oh my gosh, yes!! I agree. That would be torture for ANYONE to hear. I'd pick Ke$ha anytime over that stupid song.. X_X

franceypants 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:28

I bet your a worse singer than her so don't even say that, and also she didn't even write the song! she had to choose between that one and another , more stupid song , at the recordin studio she went to

Wandering_Ninja 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:27

It's Friday Friday gonna get down on Friday.

lover_of_life 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:55

As soon as I saw your comment I was like "AHHHHHHHH! That crappy song is going to get stuck in my head again!" My favorite part has to be "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday/Today it is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)/We-we-we so excited/We so excited/We gonna have a ball today/Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes after … wards/I don’t want this weekend to end" Rebecca Black, educating the world's youth on the days of the weeks. Although I do admire her a little bit. Over 36 million YouTube hits and a millionaire at 13?

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:47

116- No one is a worse singer than her. She uses autotune and still sounds like a piece of crap. Please don't try to defend her. 298- She's not a millionaire. I mean seriously how many people have bought that 'song'?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:04

312 - She's sold a handful of songs, actually. Apparently her CD sold a ton of copies. Still doesn't mean she's any good.

BurnDankBud420 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:14

My thoughts EXACTLY!!

EmoGurllll 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:15

maybe she just needs some rehab or maybe she just needs some sleep??? haha sounds like a fantastic day ;) !¡Amber!¡

kaiky3 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:16

lmaoo!!!

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