Work: Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me...

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

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Friday 10 September 2010 19:07

I hate people who try to chair surf. Didn't you learn to keep your chair on the floor in like, first grade?

r6_fml 4

Friday 10 September 2010 19:12

I hate people who hate people who chair surf

Comments

againey 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:15

I feel so bad for u...that sucks !!!!

adins1997 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:51

most of the fmls today are about dumbasses doing retarded s**t

Compass 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:57

Is this on YouTube yet?

tchaikovsky93 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 0:08

LMFAOOOO

apintsizepeanut_fml 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 0:19

Can your boss put it on YouTube? I wanna see your stupidity in action too! :p

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:43

that ain't that bad dude jus make some jokes instead of bein a dick

ieatcrayonzz 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:55

your boss is a boss

jennniferlea 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:07

Your boss is awesome!

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:40

The FML is that your boss is making a workplace safety video of this to show to new hires. Your name has also become synonymous with that failure, as in "Be careful and don't be a " or as a verb, as in "John just his ass to the floor. It was hilarious".

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:46

Damn. I forgot that < and > get pulled out. The FML is that your boss is making a workplace safety video of this to show to new hires. Your name has also become synonymous with that failure, as in "Be careful and don't be a [your name here]" or as a verb, as in "John just [your name here] his ass to the floor. It was hilarious".