I have a feeling this was in the US :D And yes, FYL.

I agree, YLIF. As long as it wasn't on her boob or butt, she has no right to accuse you of that. Society has gotten way too PC and too wishy washy. I would try to get her fired for lying and abusing the system. It's not right when someone can just call "harassment" and get someone else fired without proof, and a verbal warning of disapproval. What a bitch.

Well, if he told her about it she might have freaked out and made a huge scene over a little spider, and he just wanted to avoid that. But he should have gave her a little heads-up before he touched her, no matter where it was.

#3 = win

This is why I let spiders eat women.

No one cares if you're first. Will people stop doing that? OP; Don't touch women at work. Ever. End of discussion. I hope you don't lose your job; or respect at work and the situation gets sorted. Unlucky OP.

Ask her first before doing it. YDI.

Disregard my comment then, I just saw the OP's post. #21. My bad.

What?? Why!?! You're suppose to scare her and tell her "OMG SPIDER ON YOU!!!"

That person should have thanked you! Damn people these days.