Parents and Kids: Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib...

By Oihana - 01/08/2015 03:30 - United States - Greensboro

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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Evil

By Courts - 28/02/2017 21:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Saturday 1 August 2015 19:42

Call child protection services

CliffyB03 28

Saturday 1 August 2015 19:41

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Comments

oceanbrickfire 21

Saturday 1 August 2015 23:21

Call CPS, if she does it again.

benjamn 24

Saturday 1 August 2015 23:28

Tell her you call the cops all the time.

Corneliapresent 13

Saturday 1 August 2015 23:49

OMG it is such a sad sad planet, please call the cops on her and then let her be sterilised

emisara93 18

Saturday 1 August 2015 23:51

Leave your kid at home if you don't want to do shopping with them (with a babysitter, of course). As a mama, I would never do this.

savagetitan 13

Saturday 1 August 2015 23:53

How is that a full on your part?

BreeYoung 11

Sunday 2 August 2015 0:59

Omg someone take that poor child.

Kurby14 21

Sunday 2 August 2015 1:35

another person to add to the list of people who shouldn't breed

RuthieeAbreu 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:07

Some women should never be mothers. So sad

writerchic85 25

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:54

Take a picture and call the police

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:59

You and the company you work for has a duty of care to safeguard that child I hope you reported it

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