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Fuckling! Get your sister Shitling in here, we need to talk!
No shit?
That fuckling sucks !!
How the **** is this an accepted FML?
Would you **** for a buck, would you suck a fuckling duck? I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.
either way your getting laid
Well, in defence of the lady, it's rather hard to give your name over the phone, especially an unusual one. Still, probably hard to hear it properly as well, unless it is spelled. I hope she didn't bitch you out for this, OP.
The lady could have said something like "S an in Sam".
Yep. When giving my email address, passwords etc to clients i always go "sierra, charlie, hotel" and so on. You get tired of it after the 5th client that week types "itconfig", though some even do it after you tell them it's for internet protocol... bless them, they pay my salary :)
How is this a fml?
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...suckling? what the hell...
Why couldn't she just say her last name was Suckling?