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By ziatenaj - 15/10/2010 10:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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We all hate cold callers

By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Go away

By xharuki - 29/08/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

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krushr 3

Friday 15 October 2010 19:05

I typically wouldn't condone spitting in a person's food, but I'll make an exception in this case.

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 October 2010 19:24

Kesha looks like she would be sticky if I touched her.

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Blaw023 0

Friday 15 October 2010 20:00

If I were you OP I would repeatedly slap the mess out of her until she finally shuts up. Then if her bf tries to defend her get a broom and hit him with it until he's on the ground begging for mercy =)

TardxxxCake 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:03

or reach thru the window and snap the bitch's neck.

mintcar 9

Friday 15 October 2010 20:06

Kesha is such a horrible singer.

holyfuckbuckets 0

Friday 15 October 2010 20:10

turkey slap that bitch!

mintcar 9

Friday 15 October 2010 20:17

Wow, no sexist jokes as of yet. (I.e YDI for allowing her out the kitchen.) Anyways OP, you tried. You're much more patient than I am. Dealing with drunk people is such a ******* pain.

pwincessa23 1

Friday 15 October 2010 20:30

Cocoa puffs

craphappened 4

Friday 15 October 2010 20:35

Oh man, the fun I'd have shutting her mouth up. So many ways... ;)

A83_fml 18

Friday 15 October 2010 20:37

in europe, service works both ways.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 15 October 2010 21:13

How did you not understand "pasta with a shot of tequila"?

supersquasian 0

Friday 15 October 2010 21:29

Oh jeez that's BS. :/

lif3_is_fukd 1

Friday 15 October 2010 21:30

You should have more control over your tables. Restaurants can turn away customers if they are being idiots to that extreme. All in all its your fault for not handling it better

sourgirl101 28

Friday 15 October 2010 22:38

I agree with you 100%. It is however the manager's fault also because it is his job to over see EVERYTHING in the restaurant. He should have know there were drunk people there to begin with and that they might be a problem.