By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

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SmilesAlotXD 0

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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XanimalloverX 0

Awwww you had the Hershey Squrits

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mrzero 0

what did you eat last night?? dead rat???

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Lady_Bow 4

That's ******* disgusting. Why would you even post this?

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Few_Absolutes 0

Hmm, let me think. Hey, I got it! Maybe because this website is called "F My Life"? (Just a wild guess.)

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Gasperilla 0

haha, shart. nigahiga :)

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Keyluv 0

yeahhhhh that's a shitty situationnn

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