Health: Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel...

By moncheri1314 - 10/09/2010 16:13 - France

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

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By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By Username - 28/07/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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Cool new look

By Anonymous - 10/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Nice spread

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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Friday 10 September 2010 23:44

well... tell them it herpes... then no one will think it's razor burn.

SoundnVasion 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:23

People are gonna think its herpes more than anything.

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paralyzingsilenc 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:04

you can wear shorts op

moncheri1314 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 9:03

tomatopants you're just a moron. LOL you obviously have never had an allergic reaction on your bikini line. Come take a gander at these beautiful red bumps and THEN tell me I'm a drama queen. You must not even shave your bikini line and in fact you must suck at life altogether. FYL

thatonekid2010 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:27

Well if they're beautiful, what's the problem?

tremblay_ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:58

how about a brazilian wax! no more razor burns!

Jacd 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:19

OP, next time, try rubbing organic coconut oil on your bikini line after shaving. It works great, is non-irritating and is natural. You can find it in the organic/natural foods section of your grocery store, or at a health food store. You'll never have razor bumps again.

moncheri1314 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:09

thanks for the advice! Organic coconut oil is now on my grocery list in red :)

fishycanswim 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:54

Beaches suck.

dynky 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:44

next time just buy swimwear that covers your bikini line (i always buy boys' swim shorts because all the women's costumes are obscenely short). problem solved. no painful hair removal necessary.

maebeth 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:29

oh yeah thats reaaaal sexy..

clarkey 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 8:08

oooooooo burn

smeesha 4

Monday 4 July 2011 2:27

I'm not sayin "ydi" to be mean, but you kinda did… they always tell you to test the area of application 24 or such hours prior to using it :( but it still sucks so fyl and ydi