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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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By Anon - 30/03/2012 05:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14

Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Monday 4 May 2009 10:17

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

mehungie2 3

Monday 4 May 2009 10:11

That happens to me too, sadface :(

Comments

fylindeed22 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:42

How is this an FML? Big deal, you didn't get a text. Maybe go out and be more social instead of posting on FML about your lack of texts and the epic disappointment that comes along with it, and more people WILL text you. I wouldn't say your life is ****** at all.

kurry 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:43

peel_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:47

Happens to me all the time, and it is dissapointing. But far from worthy of an fml...

Coban3 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:55

this happens to me all the time.....:(

bananaboat427 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:12

If this is your FML story, your life is pretty damn good.

mrhahn530 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:13

whats with these stupid 13 year olds who think their lives suck over stupid shit like this? I'd hate to see what happens if they ever have a REAL problem...

candyxpopcorn 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:16

Today, I wasted 5 seconds reading an FML that isn't even worth telling to the world. FML Now that's an FML.

Person_Man 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:22

#122 is right i dont ******* care if your phone lights up, and you are a stupid person who is eager for attention.

DonMicky 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:32

If you are really pathetic enough for a text to be a highlight of your life and a grand disappointment at the lack of one, then you should just save us the trouble of reading more of your crap and off yourself.