By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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jadedwaitress 0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to **** everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never ****** anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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perdix 29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed *********** and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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WonderBlunder 0

She meant she wants you to be sick and not be with her... duhh...

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anonacs 0

Worst part is that means it was prolly better than sex with you, cause she had to tell u to do something u normally don't.

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

dude unless you can work something out that's REALLY good, then dump the ho. she's not worth your time if she's jus a loose ****.

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Mx_Rider 6

bend her over and **** her in her thong cali style :D

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ericalew_xo 0

Whoever said being a **** on Halloween is okay, you're wrong. Being a cheating ***** is never okay. No matter what day of the year it is. I just don't understand how anyone could cheat.

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xXscream_girlXx 0

same here! glad my man is faithful. :) but yeah, why even bother being with anyone if you're going to be a loose ****. and that goes for guys and girls!

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