By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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jadedwaitress 0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to **** everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never ****** anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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perdix 29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed *********** and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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omghehehe 0

what?! did someone steal ur costume??!! :)

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Dubstep_fml 1

oh so that was your girlfriend? by the way, the halloween party was hella fun, sorry you couldnt be there.

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clccvideo 0

drunk college **** on your hands. drop her before she gives you an STD

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jchansfan 0

She must be really stupid. Sorry dude. =(

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ClownSmilely 0

ah I pitty your poor soul that you can't read between the lines and see that see is making goo goo eyes at another now. if not then these are called early warning signs dawg. let me know if you wanna have her tracked afterall a clown isn't gonna stick out in a crowd

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ClownSmilely 0

this is for number#22 are you single??

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jb711 0

Well did you at least **** her before you said anything? One last good go at it?

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Skull_300 0

You should have Donkey Punched her to see if that would knock her memory loose!!!

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tomandhicky 0

you know what you should have done then...shoved your dick in her mouth give me a call sometime 07764145832

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