By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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jadedwaitress 0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to **** everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never ****** anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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perdix 29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed *********** and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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ladiesman14 0

ydi for not getting the flu shot. agreed that every girl dresses, acts, and behaves like a ****/***** on halloween. that is my favorite religious holiday of the year.

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Ninjaface 0

And that's what the flu shot is for. You stick it in your arm so you don't get too sick to stick it in your girlfriend. You should have played along and asked her to remind you what you did at the Halloween party.

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TheButler 0

lol i feel for her :P, she obviously thought it was you at the party. Find the guy who ****** your gf, and kick the shit outa him, if she did it on purpose dump her ass

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

lmfao im sorry (:

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omgmorganomg 0

well does she mean do nothing, because you're boring? lol

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bradlyl 0

that's what you get for not going with her haha

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