By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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jadedwaitress 0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to **** everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never ****** anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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perdix 29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed *********** and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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Shiningstartp 9

am I thr only one who realizes this is based off an urban legend?

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ladyreal420 3

Omfg that is another reason y I hate bitches..... hoes will be hoes.....but BRO ULL be good.

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hewro_failure 11

Hopefully she was thinking of a different party that she hooked up with you and just thought it was the Halloween Party when it wasn't?

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Erika Kay 6

Well shes an idiot if she confused a random guy for her bf cause she obviously didn't take much notice of the guys smell and technique to realize that it wasn't her bf

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