Health: Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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zandalee 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:28

Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

heinous966 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:11

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

Comments

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:32

That's why you shop at Target.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:35

YDI because you went to Walmart

bellidona 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:36

Wait ....wats wrong w Walmart?

RyonHammond 1

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:38

You are a sack of shit

pinkpanther61789 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:40

Welcome to turdmart x_X

Jaqueta 14

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:41

since when was it so bad to shop at Wal-Mart ? and thinking like that like it's poor people who need to shop there you deserved it kinda !!

r8_fml 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:43

that was a beautiful description my friend. you should be an author

SSTRNK 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:45

Omg, I can't even read the comments. Too much 'murrica in one post. OP, you should be seeking out good deals all the time, then you'd never be broke. Also, if you'd stay away from the bacon you wouldn't run into ignorant fat typical Americans.

OliveCx 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 19:32

being ignorant, fat, and bacon loving is hardly the typical American. And if OP is shopping at an American Wal-Mart, they're likely to run into mostly Americans, not just in front of the bacon.