By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
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kiki1705 20

Is he having a hard time teaching them? =)

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Boburk 6

Cheating on u with 3 other chicks? At the same time? ....

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MissBehavin77 18

I'm wondering at what point he got a hard on and got hard over what? Surely not from the idea of the birds

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syed121417 22

A lot of people have the notion that a guy needs to be horny in order to get a boner. Not true. Of course when he is horny, he gets a hard on, but guys can get boners at random times, too. Just like how girls nipples can be erect besides when we are sexually excited.

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demonfacee 14

Haha. Looks like someone has a bird fetish. When you guys have sex, dress as a parakeet.

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shelbycobra0991 8

I guess if we all read an FML later in the week about a dude with parakeet scratches on his penis, we'll know it's from lol

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harley1077 9

I do hope it's big enough to hold more than 3 babies.

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dacooliest 16

this is how new STDs come about xD

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