By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
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kiki1705 20

Is he having a hard time teaching them? =)

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sem2183 13

Ok now that I'm done laughing my ass off all I gotta say is seriously? Lol wow.

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syed121417 22

I wouldn't call it a fetish, because it doesn't sound like OP's boyfriend is attracted to birds. It just sounds like he's drunk like OP said and is being an idiot, which is pretty common when hammered, as we all know. I have to be honest, if I walked in on that I would probably ******* laugh as hard as possible but then slowly try to move him away from the birds because I wouldn't want him to get hurt.

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lollypop624 11

Guess he watches Cyanide & Happiness as well.

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Kevinmeowbeanz 22

only in Florida

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