Miscellaneous: Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced...

By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

Did it scare the shit out of you?

x_the_lancer_x 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

I don't blame you for being scared of using public restrooms! Try visiting random gas stations or public hockey rinks or football stadiums, especially ones with Mexican food stands.

Comments

awkwardloveannie 28

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:03

I've had someone in the next stall ask me if they sound finished...

ahippienamedrae 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:03

You should have let him go into his stall and then scream, "I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER."

purplhaze88 20

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:11

Most public restrooms are cleaner than private ones because of health codes, staff have to clean them every few hours. But that doesn't mean that they're actually cleaned.

amphetamin3 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 4:45

Have you ever cleaned a public restroom? People purposely do disgusting things. Once, me and a friend went to clean the men's restroom. A guy had shit on the floor. Right next to the toilet. Like, why? I've found underwear in the ladies napkin bin. Condoms, beer cans, syringes on the floor and in the toilet. Sprayed piss and blood on the walls, floor, toilet seat. I'd much rather use my toilet at home if I can help it.

ElizabethNL93 20

Friday 8 November 2013 2:19

26, have you ever actually been inside of a public restroom? I worked at Burger King for about six months and had to clean it upon occasion. People complained how disgusting it was, but it wouldn't be that way if people would just use correctly! I don't use public toilets if I can help it. And if I absolutely have to, my butt does not touch the seat.