By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 884
You deserved it 1 555

Same thing different taste

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No more shit puns down here please. We have bad ones up here already.

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So many toppings for spaghetti, but never heard of that one. Please don't notice this FML, Olive Garden!

andrmac 25

Well isn't that what the Olive Garden would do to Yelpers according to South Park.

FalloutScrolls 25

there could be a perfectly logical explanation for this .. could.... lol

Spaghetti, spaghetti. This is something you will never forgetti.

Hopefully he'll catch a case of e. coli poisoning to teach him a lesson. Ugh... nasty!

No... Hopefully he doesn't. That shit's serious.

He could seriously get really sick by doing this though. Fecal matter can make you very sick. So yes, in a way I hope he learns this lesson. I prefer someone to sit down and explain it to him, but if that doesn't work (or he doesn't believe it) maybe getting sick will make him realize how sick & disgusting that really was.

was it his "famous" spaghetti/fish combination?

How old is he? If he's two, that's a little more understandable than if he was 16!