Kids: Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother...

By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Thursday 17 December 2015 17:25

Call that dude out! That's so nasty

gamermonster 34

Thursday 17 December 2015 17:26

No more shit puns down here please. We have bad ones up here already.

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PhoenixChick 26

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:07

It was nice of your parents to adopt a chimpanzee.

lvg_fml 10

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:13

Don't ever let him cook for you. Not even serve you a plate. Talk to him. Maybe he has some kind of weird fetish or needs psychological help

mwali02 32

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:14

Is he two years old? Ether way, it's is time to have a serious talk about hygiene and sanitation.

Wizardo 33

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:21

Don't be upsetti, its only spaghetti.

birthdayforgot 14

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:23

At least it was HIS plate of spaghetti and not the serving bowl.

jadeleepenguin 29

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:36

Extra flavour

itzjstnx 18

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:48

what did i just read? lmfao thats terrible

Richard6036 13

Thursday 17 December 2015 19:59

It sounds like your brother needs education in hygiene and besides your brother is a pig

TheSulkingDead 14

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:34

More like Shitghetti.

derpyshy 16

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:53

Thank God I never liked pasta.

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