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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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NoOrdinaryNZer 28

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:13

Too much internet time haha

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:25

So what were they?

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Marjo86 29

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:40

Are your shoes that hideous?

Ilmoran 20

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:44

Maybe they are that fabulous instead.

RandomLG94 21

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:04

Did he at least propose afterwards?? Sorry OP :(

papajohn16 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:08

NO WAY ????? ?

Michael903 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:50

Time for a pedicure?

Silverfeathery 21

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:51

Slap him

mcluvin_707 6

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:12

Respond in the bedroom by asking "WHAT IS THAT?"

vorspiel 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:15

F his life for using a really stupid, tired internet meme in real life. What a tool.

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 7:59

Frankly you sound like the tool. Why you so mad? A joke is a joke, relaaaaaaax. It gonna be ok

vorspiel 17

Friday 6 November 2015 19:53

Yeah except jokes are meant to be funny.

z_candy 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:24

What shoes were you wearing?

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:43

She was wearing Crocs and her LBD.

idk_rose 25

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:34

I like that one. Keep him.

megamonster99 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:38

oh internet! You never disappoint me... except when you do.

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Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

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Today, I was at work talking to an older man. As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir. I meant sir. I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away. FML

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Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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