Love: Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg... - FML

By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

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Will you…

By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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the_space_pope 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

moxy_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

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JabezRodriguez 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:58

same.as.#6

hartbrakekid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:18

if he was trying to scare you away, i think it worked :-P. He's a smart dude. Either that or he's fruity

MankaMonkey 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:48

He's trying to psyke you out man, don't let it work, use the force dude!

Missythevampire 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:26

ewwwww creepy man....

lyfesukz 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:15

maybe his foot was itchy :)

krnmafia92 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 16:59

WIN!

Hurt16 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:04

it's either 1) he thought it was his daughter but still ewwwww or 2) he's gay n got eyes for u or 3) he thought it was the table leg or 4) there must have been other ppl sitting at the table...

locomotion 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:24

Umm It would be pretty creepy if he meant to stroke his daughters legs. I hope you meant wife.

Faruz 0

Monday 30 November 2009 4:46

French people sure are dopy! Man... if he did that to me I would go like: WTF MAN WTF!?!?!?!??!!??!?

krnmafia92 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 16:57

Do it back or kick him.

hapylordofdeath9 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:01

this is made up... but if it isn't that's freaking scary

yonico_fml 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 3:53

SEXY TIME! lol

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