By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Spicy
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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csigabajnok 0

A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!

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NordicFailure 0

Am I the only one reading "Bloody Hell" in Ron Wesleys voice?

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NoodleBurger 0

Not at all, that's rather hilarious that you did, because I did too! Hahaha! o/

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authorkid 2

no, i read it in my cousins voice...my uncle married a british chick that already had kids and they talk cool

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RedRobinYum 0

You're not the only one.

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Veryblueapple 0

What a loser! he's lucky he had your legs wrapped around his neck.

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breadfuck 0

too true mate. I know what you're talking about.

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countmystrides 5

I couldn't read this without a English accent..

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jazzmin1997 16

Well a man's face prickles too, so he shouldn't complain

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ForeverJasmine 26

Get a real man since he obviously can't handle a little hair. That's so annoying when guys freak out! It's just hair and it's a natural thing.

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