Miscellaneous: Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should...

By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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Eashag 3

Friday 18 September 2009 1:23

Lol FYL, stupid teacher.

Juli_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:24

your teacher sounds like an ass

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chloe_grl44 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:19

what does op mean?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 18 September 2009 6:53

Original Poster.

Starchild21 3

Friday 18 September 2009 9:09

No it means Operating Penis. Get it right. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

FMLgodlyperson 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:38

YDI for being a retard....

Tsumetai_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:17

ouch getting hit in the stomach and actually puking that's gotta be the worst i can feel your pain i've had a basketball hit me really hard in the face it was thrown by my gym teacher >.>; actually it hit me in the forehead and to make matters worst the night before i got a concussion on the back of my head from slipping on some ice and hitting it on concrete so the back of my head was still hurting from the night before when i get hit in the front in morning gym class 'ouch' >.< couldn't even describe the pain, one good thing i didn't faint in the middle of the gym and cause a panic, no i passed out after i went to the side to sit down (yeah i'm one of those idiots who don't go to the hospital)

aziankev 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:28

lol u fail rofl. teacher win fyl rofl:rofl:lol:rofl:rofl ____^____ / [ ] lol==== ____________] I I ---------------

lomare 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:52

damn...that sux that u threw up

insomniac_855 0

Friday 18 September 2009 8:05

you relieved everyone elses stress :D

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Friday 18 September 2009 8:37

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Friday 18 September 2009 8:41

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kellster 2

Friday 18 September 2009 8:48

Sorry, can I clarify? You hurled (pardon the pun) the basketball at the wall and didn't watch where you threw it? Seems like that's just asking for, well, a basketball in the gut/face/place where the sun don't shine, but that's just me.