By jfc519 - 12/08/2012 16:23 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get ******. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|

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DocBastard 38

Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

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jetsown08 21

Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

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Dean3000 6

I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible. It was nice and I suppose you could say - honorable of you to of attempted to break up a fight in the office, but it is NOT your job to put your well being in danger (unless of course your a bouncer or a bodyguard :P).

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EduJav321 24

Wasn't that the line from Everybody Hates Chris?

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ohwowpriscilla 0

Who knew it was even possible to get this passionate about work?

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stej1985 3

OK so a fist fight erupted between hr (the people who pay you) and your shift supervisor (the one who keeps you in a job). that's a losing situation no matter what you do. on the plus side I'm not going to now try con you into thinking I'm a Nigerian prince, you already know I'm not through time travelling to next week...I'm a Greek banker ;) and before the euro...you know what I'm not doing this lol. x

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hateevryone 14

Call security next time.

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bobslawnservice 16

Your inter-office rivalries are a lot more fun than ours, that is for sure.

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