Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

Comments

amaneylandx3 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:51

I don't get it you farts; why can the AUDIENCE chant and SHE can't? WTF .

AFamiliarVoice 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:56

You're a dumbass. You can't do the same chant minutes after it's already been done by someone else. Personally, I think it's stupid that someone would want to chant about a movie to begin with, much less do the same chant AGAIN.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:19

She's a dumbass because she tried to start the chant again after it was over the first time. She just wanted attention like the weird guy who went first but failed because people have a limited tolerance for shit like that in theaters. Her friends should have stopped her and saved her from getting their seating area wet and sticky. I would have been pissed if I was with her.

mish01 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:56

Get your own ideas. You sound like a loser. Harry Potter is the best, shame on you for trying to interrupt even the previews leading up to it.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:57

YDI poser.

gorguz14evar 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:05

rofl, you shouldnt copy. but then agian FYL.

perfectgrl6971 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:07

haha! Next time don't copy..that's just weird.

zidane312 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:09

I would have said ballsack after every "Harry". But then again, I like dirty shit like that.

Bunneh18 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:18

Nerds? What's so nerdy about Harry Potter? It's supposed to be a fantasy movie, not like mathematics movie. -_-

MizzCarmellXo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:28

u are a Friggin LOSERR ahaha wow. Shamedd by the whole theatre. freezing sodas though.. thats kinda sad.

Hich17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:33

Just like everyone else said, you shouldn't have tried to do the same thing again. You honestly thought it would work? And why DO people cheer in theaters? They know there's no one there to appreciate it, right?