Intimacy: Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML

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Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By MonsterInLaw - 08/06/2013 23:26 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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BlowinChronic 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:00

Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.

TylerOMFG 7

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:02

Mom attacks with the cockblock!

Comments

cloth101 5

Wednesday 14 November 2012 20:04

I don't get why everyone is saying that he should respect his mum's rules?? He isn't having HER over to stay. Why in earth shouldn't he spend at night at her new place? It's not like he's having a one night stand she's his gf!

nmlutgen 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 20:48

Hahahahahahahahahaha, enough said.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:05

He is a mama's boy.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:13

His Mom is right & he's right to listen to her!

CrookedCook 14

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:33

sure there's all this issue of trust, but I'm gonna be devils advocate here and say mom did have a good idea of what is to be expected from the young couple for their "sexy sleepover"

Abracadavre_fml 9

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:24

Momblock.

kayaker83 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:26

I'm guessing he lives at home?

doodoo10 10

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:41

hey I know how it is to live with over protective parents... so I can totally feel for him..

Cali_Girl_Jess 3

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:57

I wasn't allowed to spend the night at my bf's place either, not even after becoming engaged. We were together for 4 years and I was 23 years old. I recently moved in with him:) My parents weren't too thrilled.