Love: Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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Sazula 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:47

That just means you don't talk on Facebook much. Get over it

signe_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:55

Exactly. When I want to talk to my spouse, I use my voice, not Facebook.

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ron_burgundy 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:25

facebooks lame. you see your husband everyday anyways. How would a website know how much or how little you see a person in REAL LIFE

Wabodabodayo32 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:45

this is the worst FML I have ever read! So what if you don't talk to your husband on facebook. I got the same message about my husband.. what's funny is we connected amazingly last night!!

OlieBaby1625 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:20

uhm duhh. you live with him. and talk to him in person. I would hope. so I really don't think you need to connect with him on facebook. get a life and spend some time with your husband. your life doesn't suck, you're just bored.

Justinboi123 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:33

lmao

amyybooFML 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:13

hahahaha you gotta love facebook :)

LoosechangeX 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:20

Wow OP get a life this is not a FML if you don't like that facebook told you to reconnect then go kill yourself but really that is not a FML and no one cares so don't post stupid crap like that.