Miscellaneous: Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:28

That really sucks. However, they really still shouldn't have blocked your drive way. They should've been the one to park in the street or something. Alas, a politer note would probably have conveyed that better.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:30

That is an immature way to respond. However, that is annoying and illegal on their part. A nicer note might have been a better solution, but I understand how frustrating that can be.

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nebula_coloma 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:43

So what's so bad about someone dying? It's normal. It happens ALL OF THE TIME! Their body ceased its functions due to complications in its internal mechanisms. Really. You were right to leave that note. It leaves no excuse to inconvenience YOU just because THEIR lives are inconvenienced in that they can't talk to that person again, and it messes up their life. Ugh. I've never understood the death party thing. Mourn on your own, unless you can't handle being sad alone and need others to give your life some sort of inner boost. In that case, you're pathetic. Oh, and to those that see and comment on my view on death...go ahead and call me pathetic as a retort or whatever you can think up because that's how you deal with death...weakly and without dignity. At least I have the strength to face it on my own. I don't need anyone to tell me it's going to be all right and all of those other empty words. I'll deal with a loved one's death on my own terms, and it doesn't include hearing someone else's incessant whining while I experience heartache.

sheni_009 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:55

I don't care what happened, it's so rude to block someone's driveway. That was the 5th time. I'm sure their nephew didn't die 5 times.

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:55

this is understandable, but it never hurts to be polite.

UNHWildcats 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:34

I would have done the exact same thing.

that_guy_you_are 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:57

Can't the nephew just die somewhere else? Some people are so insensitive. FYL, dude. Seriously, I feel your pain.

Mr_Resetti 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:01

Bad timing, but the fact of the matter is, they were on your property. Apologize and pray they don't retaliate.

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 8 June 2009 10:34

In a way you kinda deserve it. Be nicer about things. Still I'm not sure about there but over here it's illegal to park in front of driveways for this exact reason, they shouldn't be parking there!

Da_Gov 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:28

Your neighbors are ******* lazy, don't feel bad about that note you left on they're car, they deserve it even if they're nephew did die. They shouldn't be blocking your driveway anyway and after a fith time I'd be pissed too.