By Cossack_Man - 25/08/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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canucksrule88 0

dont worry....you are what makes american idol hilarious :)

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shiftydude 0

its originally by The Guess Who, not Lenny Kravitz ;)

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Bored_usually 0

YDI for singing the shitty version of that song. I suppose the original should be the only version of that song...

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plexico 3

After your performance, I'm sure all of the American Women stayed away from you. You nailed it!

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mannix_fml 0

lmao. Lenny Kravitz.

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FlatlandskateR 0

And that's when you just play along and act drunk.

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Qup 0

sounds like OP has no friends to tell him he sucks at singing. tone deaf.

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mo_the_owl 0

ydi for singing lenny kravitz. you could have at least sung the classic version.

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gothymama 0

YDI for using to instead of too... also for picking a lame-ass song.

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plethora 3

You went to a karaoke bar - what else did you expect?

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8trickster8 0

YDI for not being self-aware enough to know whether or not you're a good singer.

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