Miscellaneous: Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The...

By Cossack_Man - 25/08/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

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By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I arse-dialled my ex while drunkenly singing karaoke at a bar. She picked up just in time to hear me belting out a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Survive." I don't think she bought my "pocket dial" excuse. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By karaokestar - 23/04/2009 04:42 - Canada

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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It's all so quiet…

By Louis - 13/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML

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canucksrule88 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:19

dont worry....you are what makes american idol hilarious :)

shiftydude 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:35

its originally by The Guess Who, not Lenny Kravitz ;)

Comments

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:41

ydi for singing karaoke.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:47

YDI for not knowing the difference between "to" and "too." You're clearly an idiot.

filip_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:01

ydi for not drinking. you're missing on the fun, plus you're probably a better singer when you drunk

filip_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:03

what is "too much fun"? you can have too much time it's not like you can end up in hospital because of fun overdose

korauth 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:46

I agree with all the other posters who say you deserve it for not knowing American Woman is a song by the Guess Who. If you knew it was by the Guess Who then you deserve it for not saying "the Lenny Kravitz cover of American Woman"

kukopia 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:52

YDI for going to a bar w/ karaoke and staying 'completely' sober!! If you can't take public opinion, stay out of public gatherings.

tony8pie 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:22

Not an fml. If you're tonedeaf, don't sing in public! No singing equals no ridicule...

Jessticle85 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:36

it seems like 2 out of every 3 people on this sight are english teachers or something. enough with the grammar lessons on every ******* story. some people dont type well, or type lazily or maybe just dont care when they type online. goddamn! ok, just wanted to get that out