Miscellaneous: Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful...

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Tamps - 13/02/2009 09:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Incubuss 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.

configurator 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:04

Space pianos FTW

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xxastronomyxx 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:20

Rocket Man

ishtarfire1 0

Monday 21 November 2011 19:30

get out of the closet op!

eparbackwards 3

Monday 28 November 2011 8:35

Rip that necklace out of her hands and return it because she's obviously not worth it if she's only willing to spend 5 bucks on you. FYL sorry man

anil90210 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:59

Bro! I have that shirt! Don't diss it :P

AJRENO 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:15

Gay pianos from space! She's dumping you.

atishe24 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:19

YDI for buying something with the expectation of getter something 'of the same price' in return. That's plain shallow.

richieflow 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:58

LAME

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:05

Elton John is cool and it's the thought that counts I suppose.

wmkaz 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 6:18

I have to say, that tshirt sounds pretty damn awesome.. shitty luck though, op.. many girls seem to think they're thr only ones who deserve to be spoiled on anniversaries and the like.. one more thing I've never quite understood ahout my own gender...