By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Incubuss 0

It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.

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volsfanforever 4

But you get the gift of her. Men need to treasure women more. If you want to treat a woman like a possession, assume you'll get nothing in return. I bet you got sex after lavishing her with that necklace. So your choice. Possession or sex?

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volsfanforever 4

But you get the gift of her. Men need to treasure women more. If you want to treat a woman like a possession, assume you'll get nothing in return. I bet you got sex after lavishing her with that necklace. So your choice. Possession or sex?

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torisucks 1

What's wrong with you. That's the most amazing gift I've ever heard of!

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Devzilla 0

Selfish. That was directed at u. Just stop bitching. No one cares

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DarthVader77 9

Hope she made up 395 dollars difference in the bedroom. Otherwise, dump her

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Krystal3408 32

At least the shirt was hilarious and now you have an excuse to get her a crappy present next time.

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Cass_x 22

well hey, it's the thought that counts

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SpyroCool 13

How is this an FML? That must be the best shirt ever

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