Miscellaneous: Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful...

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Tamps - 13/02/2009 09:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Incubuss 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.

configurator 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:04

Space pianos FTW

Comments

mirage24_fml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:45

Obviously she knew you would freaking love that shirt. It's probably an appropriate gift.

maximumoverdrive 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:33

that shirt sounds ******* awesome

sondramcfail 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:35

If you don't want that shirt I'll gladly take it.

_Naboo_ 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:41

A gift is a gift no matter how much it did cost. Don't fret over that t-shirt. It's the thought that counts.

McBadAss 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:43

I don't know why you are complaining, chicks dig a guy with the balls to put on a pink shirt. Felaccio City is where that shirt is gonna take you. Price tag: $5 Overall Worth: Priceless

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:50

So you only bought her an expensive present anticipating that she would do the same? Dick.

Littlerunner 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:00

after only two years?? And it sounds like you only did it expecting something in return. Yeah that's love...not.

lovehelena 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:29

Yea seriously, fyl. Fyl for not understanding how epic that shirt is! Where did she get it because that sounds ******* amazing! I would have no use for a $400 necklace, except maybe selling it, but I would wear that shirt ALL THE TIME!

SAJ1111 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:34

Yeah way to be selfish......Dont buy something expensive just because you think she'll get you something expensive in return. You sound like a dick to me. Get over yourself

o0ginger0o 7

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:45

Does anyone know for a fact this is a $5 shirt? I can't actually find a shirt by this description, so this may not be the cheap gift he and others are thinking...