By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

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Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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then000bster 16

Say hello to the twins for me!

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theaaxis 27

I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.

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Maren61 10

That will be something you never forget:/ lol

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sure years of therapy will cure that. FML has made me want to change my profession to Therapist. Cha Ching!!!

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Zebediabolical 39

If she wants to jam out with her clam out then you should rock out with your **** out. It's all fun and games until you sport wood. Then it's uncomfortable for all involved and clothing becomes the house rule again. I hope.

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Fedezzer 20

"We all came into this world naked"... If that's saying we should feel natural being naked in public, well, it's a terrible argument quite frankly. If we all came into the world wearing Chinos and R.L. we wouldn't be reading of people being horrifically disturbed by their parents prancing around in onesies, would we?

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ohmygasm 1

Be happy that you don't have bible thumping biggots.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

She's trying to get you to move out obviously. Get a job and rent an apartment. Problem solved.

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rt567 15

*pulls out the brain bleach*

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I realize we're all having a metric assload of laughs with this, but how's her mental state otherwise? Is it possible that her newfound lack of inhibition is the result of some form of dementia, perhaps early-onset Alzheimer's?

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LyraAlluse 25

My mom walks around naked in the morning all of the time. She doesn't even care if the windows are open. I feel your pain OP. I have to deal with this too.

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