Miscellaneous: Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing...

By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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By SCREWED - 15/07/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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By Whoops - 02/11/2018 14:00

Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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Wednesday 22 May 2013 16:21

Say hello to the twins for me!

theaaxis 27

Wednesday 22 May 2013 16:22

I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.

Comments

kittenlove11 18

Monday 27 May 2013 3:27

Why not let your inner nudist out its worth a shot maybe then she will stop seeing how crazy you look doing what she is doing

Jpaul512 3

Thursday 30 May 2013 8:50

Send her my way

chezgigi 7

Monday 3 June 2013 3:09

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I couldn't be nude in my own house, I'd be broke. You pay the mortgage, you get to be nude. You pay the rent, you get to dance around naked. Even if you have fourteen breasts, six chins, weigh five hundred pounds, and your choice of music blows. Irrelevant.