Money: Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 11 673

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 848

You deserved it 3 409

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 762

You deserved it 6 945

By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 193

You deserved it 3 814

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 242

You deserved it 3 050

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 845

You deserved it 3 273

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 107

You deserved it 1 874

By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 950

You deserved it 4 869

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 320

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 065

You deserved it 7 478

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 198

You deserved it 2 141

SinfulTragedy 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

kayydb7 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

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coffee_swag 1

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:28

how are you going to get a girlfriend while staying home?

colombiatti 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:51

Your dad has game. You should start taking notes from him (;

colombiatti 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:54

You should shave your head and grow a stache. Maybe you will get similar results (;

zsshamalama 11

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:27

he made you and he ****** someone to do it, so he must have some game.

nialls_girl 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:31

Objectifying much? You both deserve no girl...

privatepiper 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:54

Hahahaha I'm gayyyyy

Coeliacchic93 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:22

so?

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:02

Never -- I mean NEVER -- bet against an old guy. In anything. That you bet against him scoring some pussy was an epic fail.

epilepticloh 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:36

You should ask how much he paid

HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:46

...while she's in the room!

cheesebond 29

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:53

You shoulda paid a girl 20 dollars

telli164 30

Sunday 16 March 2014 8:01

Time to cough up that 100 eh ;)

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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 642

You deserved it 5 884

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 304

You deserved it 50 349

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Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 687

You deserved it 57 257

Today, I hate fucking existing. I could literally die right now and know one would ever even check on me for months. I’ve literally gone 4 months with no work, locked in my house the whole time, and never received a text, phone call, or a knock at the door. Not a single person thought about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 309

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 745

You deserved it 9 315

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 350

You deserved it 2 828

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 146

You deserved it 245 344

Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML

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You deserved it 1 983

Same thing different taste

Hey!

Great, just great

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