Kids: Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly... - FML

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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g0dless 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 12:04

Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!

Dramori 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 12:05

Pee off the balcony onto the teen!

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SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 1 May 2013 13:32

YDI for leaving your windows open. Thats just stupid.

goose12321 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:39

Yeah, because everyone expects their car to get pissed on if they leave a window down....

2757240 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 13:44

Fail(x)

2757240 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:59

Will some one please turn though into through, thru, or threw idc which but its bugging the shit out of me, not typically about grammar obviously but **** an "r" makes a huge difference

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:35

40, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

2757240 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:28

Nonsense

Uhscanherdarklee 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:04

I kinda see where 19 is going. I know there are certain restrictions on what an insurance company will cover. Like if you put a new deck, speakers, dvd player etc in your car, it has to be specifically installed by a professional or it won't be covered if a burglary occurs. The insurance company doesn't count it as part of the car, just property in the car which many don't cover without specific requests. I actually think failing to lock your doors or protect against theft can cause an insurance company to not payout. Doesn't mean the offender didn't commit a crime, you just might not be covered for it.

MrsDepp 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:11

Why would you leave your window/s down...seriously

silvanawernli 5

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:19

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING....!!?!

grumpybr 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:28

Should have filmed it, trying your best to get his face, and post it on youtube. That would probably get him so embarrassed it would teach him a good lesson.

finch01 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:29

drop of water balloon on them

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 14:46

Close the windows next time.

Glitter_taco_ 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:11

What did you do to him?!? I mean he didn't seem to happy, a little too pissed off

hessel 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:20

you could pee down on his head.

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