Kids: Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly... - FML

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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g0dless 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 12:04

Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!

Dramori 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 12:05

Pee off the balcony onto the teen!

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bethybooditom 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:25

Call the police to do a DNA sample and press charges.

tiffypop2123 3

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:37

shouldnt have left tour window open you cant control othera but you can control your own actions

TheNinjaBacon 8

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:30

It's 'Murica! Thats why you go grab your rifle and come after them. (dont actually shoot them though!!! Just scare 'em off) Doubt the teen will do that again!

SNB2015 3

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:41

What would make someone wake up and say, "Hey, I'm going to pee in someone's car today!" What the heck.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 2 May 2013 5:35

Nope it's not

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 2 May 2013 5:37

No the part that would pertain to is whether or not he files police report. And if his balcony is so as to watch helplessly then why leave windows open anyway?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 2 May 2013 5:40

Now someone with some common sense very rare in today's world.

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 2 May 2013 11:01

Well, ydi for leaving your window down, that's never a good idea. Why would you not yell down that you called the cops? I mean, odds are that teen was drunk, so you wouldn't really even need to call. They'd probably take off just hearing it before they realized that the cops wouldn't actually get there in time.

Rhian00 17

Thursday 2 May 2013 12:02

Pee on him!

JayDiggy95 5

Friday 3 May 2013 1:08

Should had kept the window up. :/

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