Miscellaneous: Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an...

By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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Drenched

By Charlie - 12/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML

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By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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You deserved it 3 023

By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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lilikawaii 6

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:22

You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!

gertie630 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:29

no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.

Comments

kBzee 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:16

I didn't know people still got perms.

michigan4life 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:17

( )_( ) (='.'=) (")_(")

wildcatz 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:21

what the hell is an awning?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:41

Google.com.

balldeep 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:25

46 omg tht pic!!

adotstud 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:33

sucks!!

getsome12 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:38

you deserved it for getting a perm

ashleybee007 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:48

YDI for getting a perm while it's raining outside. But that sucks still :/

stephkaii 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:49

gotta suck bout the phone but wouldn't the perm stay???

pottie69 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:49

ydi for getting a perm

mr_sphincter 6

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:53

This site was so much better when there were fewer ******' nannies posting their idiot advice on how to save a perm or rescue a wet cellphone.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:44

Lol zomg 3sum!!!1! There. Feel better?

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML

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Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML

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Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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