Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML - FML

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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sverdell 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:38

Haha! And??! What happened??

lazychica 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:58

Saw it on reddit!

mster_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 3:09

Accidentally huh

amanook 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:10

hahaha smooth move

amanook 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:18

hahaha smooth (:

angelofsaturn 23

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:57

eh when i was a senior in high school one of my teachers called me babe. i think i was trying to get him to sign my yearbook. at least he was cute.

Rick_E_Fresh 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:19

that's nothing I asked out my newly wed teacher to prom

tutti77 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:44

So what, I told my teacher to " calm the **** down,bitch!" before, and she just laughed

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 31 August 2012 7:32

Is your teacher hot? I've seen some real life teachers who were pretty cute.

EMTchic 14

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:40

Heyy, don't feel bad. The other day me and my fiancé were at the mall when his mom called and when he went to hang up he said "k, love you babe, bye" he was so embarrassed but it was funny as hell

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